can i get a fuckin uhhhh

kelgrid:

kelgrid:

kelgrid:

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

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irljackieboy:

boy my neuro sure is diverging today

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guerrillatech:

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boigameista:

atomicelixir:

boigameista:

boigameista:

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

So I made a frog (huge)

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

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keuhkopussirotta:

Sometimes browsing your tumblr feed is like sitting in a crowded café, listening to several conversations going on at once, enjoying the atmosphere. And then one of your mutuals decides it’s time to be horny on main, like standing up and dinging a glass with a fancy little spoon to quiet the room and formally announcing

“I would like to inform you that today I’m thinking about chubby femboys and women wearing latex.”

and there’s mild applause and then the chatter continues.

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diaphaneities:

diaphaneities:

diaphaneities:

i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here

like i know none of us call people we barely know “bestie” out loud. i know none of us say “i am kissing you on the mouth” in response to every mild compliment. but god i wish we did

(recent) tumblr exclusive linguistic phenomena:

• bestie (said to someone you’ve never spoken to directly)
• so false worstie
• we are holding hands
• i am kissing you on the mouth
• you’re going in the soup
• variations on “your dad looks gnc af” “YOURE INSANE”
• mutuals (technically this exists on other social media but not in spirit)
• [gunshots] (people say this on twitter but they say it wrong)
• using periods incorrectly to. fine tune the cadence of a line
• my beloved/my beloathed
• hyperspecific day of the week holidays e.g. flat fuck friday
• variations on gaslight gatekeep girlboss
• and, of course, prev tags

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moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

that part in dracula where van helsing is like “someone saw dracula at walgreens earlier. he was wearing a stupid shitty hat”

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halodite:

halodite:

hes staring at me from behind the febreeze

can i help you

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daftplunk:

frogfuckboi:

y'all think about love?

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

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kaijuno:

love seeing parents support their kids being unconventional I saw some suburban looking soccer mom at the store today pointing out halloween decorations to her super goth looking teenage daughter and being like “ooh these lights would look good in your room!” and my heart melted

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flouryhedgehog:

headspace-hotel:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.

He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.

Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.

I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally

That’s just how toddlers are.

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nerviovago:

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